Really? How dumb are you?

Jay and I were watching t.v. last night, when we saw a commercial for a product I deem unnecessary for too many reasons to name. How much money are we going to waste on products that if you had any common sense, you wouldn't need? Honestly.

Here is what any woman with half a brain should KNOW to ask herself:

Do you itch? Yes.
Do you have unusual discharge? Yes.
Do people smell you before you walk into a room? Yes.

DING DING DING Give the girl a prize, she has a yeast infection and should rush to her doctor for a prescription NOW. Or just go buy one of the many other over-the-counter Vagisil products out there. Do you really need a kit that costs $15 to tell you to go buy another kit that costs another $15?

You know those asshats at Vagisil are laughing their asses off all the way to the bank. "Oh, those woman, they are too stupid to know when they have a yeast infection. Let's make up a product that tells them they have one, even though if they are that dumb, they deserve the extra helping of cheese on their taco. If we make it, they will buy it. And we know their husbands won't say anything, because, really, men just don't want to know that type of thing."

And men don't. Jay flinches whenever this type of commercial comes on. And feminine products, wow, I've NEVER EVER seen a man change a channel that fast in my life. And if he is eating while one comes on, plate goes down, and he turns a little green. He especially likes the commercial by Kotex with the red period dot. That gets him every time.