Saturday, July 18, 2009

Just so you know....

The cops will. not. pull you over if you actually go the speed limit. I promise. Even if you pass them on the freeway. This is a trick they pull, I swear, to back up the already horrible traffic we have here in Seattle. They slow way, way down for no reason, everyone slams on their brakes so they don't pass the cop.

Guess what?

Not me, folks. No fucking way. I throw on the cruise control and rock it at 60, just like the sign says. And I have never been pulled over for flying by a cop who is trolling at 45-50. Never.

So speed up. They cannot do anything if you are obeying the law. Just stay off your cell phone without a hands free devise. That is totally illegal in Washington.


Kelly said...

I totally blew by a cop once... not going the speed limit.

I did in fact get pulled over.

There is that small detail about OBEYING the law when doing this...they are so freaking picky.


random moments said...

Can you please broadcast this on every single radio station covering the U.S.?? Thanks.

Monkey Girl said...

I don't know what it is about Seattle drivers who refuse to pass cops on the freeway doing 45mph.

I use the rule my father taught me years ago. Don't drive faster than 9mph over the speed limit.

Crystal said...

they do that here. they are called "pacers". i whiz by them too unless i have been drinking or have more than 1 ounce of marijuana with me.