Wednesday, April 8, 2009


Hello, thanks for reading my ad. I know this may seem strange to a lot of you, especially those of you who have been looking for Love for such a long time. So sorry if this ad offends anyone.

I am looking for someone who wants to be spoiled, someone who like me wants to feel the excitement of romance that we had once before. I am looking for someone who wants to get to know one another on a very discreet level. Yes I am married, have been in and out of my marriage for several years and for several reason. In the end I love my wife and our children, but being human I desire something a little more, on a emotional and physical level. I am not interested in leaving my wife anytime soon and I am looking for somone who might be in a similar situation.

I am scuccessful, attractive, athletic, great shape. I love to travel, go out and love the outdoors.

I am open to age and race, you mindset and open-mind mean more to me, with that said someone b/w the age of 25-45 reasonable.

I hope to hear back from you!

Take care

I found this shit on craigslist. Are you kidding me? Really? What retarded man thought that scoping out his sexcapades on craigslist was a good idea? I wish I knew who it was, because, no shit, I would so tell his wife she is married to a huge old whore.

I just cannot get past how open he is about cheating on his wife. I honestly have no fear of Jay doing this. And I promise it's not because he's scared of me. It's because he loves me and I love him. And this shit just does not happen if you truly love each other. It's a respect issue, more than anything. Respect for your spouse and your children.

No marriage is perfect. We all go through our ups and downs, it's just that way. But it takes a special kind of jackass to hunt down his next STD from craigslist. I don't know if I'm pissed that he's cheating or that he is doing it on craigslist. I mean, don't get me wrong, craigslist is fucking awesome.

If you want furniture for cheap.

Not an affair. How pissed would your spouse be if they found out you were hooking up with some skeeze from craigslist?

I wonder if I could get Jay to play along while I fuck with this guy. He's so good with messing with peoples minds.


raino said...

yeah, it's kinda sick if you ask me. funny how he says discreetly yet he has it posted on craigs list.

Suburbia Steph said...

You should totally mess with the guy! How fun would that be! Maybe he's on Craigslist cause his ass is too cheap to pay for Ashley Madison.

Kelly said...

wow. please say you are working on getting a photo from him!

you should find out his name, google him...and call his wife. She needs to know so she doesn't share a crab-infested bed with him. gag

Kelly said...

That is so crazy! Really, does he want to meed up w/ the chick that reads that on CL? "I was shopping for a cozy coupe and saw your ad..." "I was looking for a new car, but was way more interested in your ad."

Dude. Go to a bar.

captain corky said...

I know a dude that got busted going to meet a whore that he found on Craig's list. That had to of sucked.

I don't think my wife would feel to happy if I was looking for love on Craig's list and fortunately for me, I'm not that fucking empty inside.

Jay said...

FYI -- it's a complete coincidence that this guy looks like me from the neck down. And is wearing my shirt.

Sassy Blondie said...

Between this bullshit and the "missed connections" crap, I could become a standup comedian with material to last me 25 yrs...

I admit, I'm pretty disgusted by this stuff. I mean, WHY get married if you aren't truly committed??


random moments said...

Oh. My. God. What a douchebag!! I hope his wife reads Craigslists and is interested in the ad, calls, and busts his ass! Oh, well then I guess she would be busted too....

Crystal said...

did he at least post a photo of his nubby goodies??

Caffeinatrix said...

Actually, infidelity occurs even when you DO love each other. I speak from experience. Nonetheless, this guy is one ballsy douchebag and someone ought to tell his wife.

shine said...

Dudes like this so deserve to get caught. WTF? "You open-mind means more to me..." Gross.

Anonymous said...

Your husband can love you and your kids - respect you both too. But when someone does THIS and needs to be Descreet - he hasn't any love or self respect for HIMSELF -basically NO SOUL!!
I bet him keeping it descreet is something he would say is out of love and respect for his wife and kids. When really he's just ashamed and very very immature. Something missing from adolescents maybe. And I am willing to bet he's been watching PORN.

It's sad that people sink to this and can't be authentic at all. Well they can be. It just takes loving yourself and knowing who you are inside and out.

This dude has a long path to hoe. Too bad he's choosing the wrong HO to get there with.