Thursday, March 12, 2009

Who could blame me really?



I just bought, well pre-ordered really, the Twilight Special 2 Disc Edition movie from Amazon with money I should have used to buy a pair of pants with. Why? Um, look at him. Ladies, you would do the same thing.

I know my husband is a little concerned with my obsession. I mean, I am a married 32 year old mommy of 3, not a 15 year old sophomore in high school, but COME THE FUCK ON......again, I must point out that the person above is IN THE MOVIE, and he's like the most perfect man on the face of this earth (well, his character is in the book). So how could I not? Right? Right?

I admit the acting is iffy, and it is definitely not a contender for Movie of the Year. I did laugh outright at most of the stuff that was not supposed to be funny. But it is worth every penny I spent to be able to just forward to the good parts when he is just looking yummy yummy.

I am not alone, right. Jilly, Crystal, Beth, you agree right.

No offense to our awesome other halves or anything, but I'm pretty sure I would walk away from a PTA or board meeting to be with this man. in. a. heartbeat.

I am also going to be first in line to by April's GQ, which is where I got this picture. And the rest. Because I need to cover up my wedding picture with the first one.

I wonder if I can talk Jay into photo shopping an Edward picture over his face? Is that going too far? Probably? Fine.

But I am positive Jay would trade me in for a woman willing to give anal in a second. And I guarantee Edward would never hound me about it. So we are even. In my mind. Which is what counts.






I know smoking is gross, and I would kick Jay's ass if he smoked. But for some reason, this picture does not bother me. at. all. I never thought I would find cigarettes sexy.

12 comments:

random moments said...

Omg Christie I hate you. NO! I LOVE YOU! *sigh* I feel like some twitterpated, love sick teenager who's never ... done laundry before...

I personally don't think its too much to ask of your husband to photoshop a pic of Edward over his face. Maybe then you would be more agreeable to anal or oral, perhaps? Yeah, me either.

And why won't my husband say the things Edward says to Bella, to me?? I mean, I showed him the sentences he needs to memorize and recite to me in the book. Its not that hard.

Lol. Okay okay, we are totally obsessed and its OKAY. Thanks for the GQ info. I had no idea. Now I'll have this magazine in my bathroom while J has his Maxim (that I bought him) in his bathroom. haha!

Christie said...

I've told Jay it's not necessarily the vampire thing (but that's still totally hot), but that he is just so good and intune with what us females want to hear, and he delivers what he says he will. That is just such a turn on.

Jay said...

Dear God you're all a bunch of whores. The whole lot of ya!

captain corky said...

A lot of broads seem to really like that kid. I can relate cause a lot of broads really like me too, but I still don't fully get it with him.

Kelly said...

LMAO!

I'm never reading these books. It sounds to me like I will never find a man that ever matches up, and I just can't take much more disappointment. LOL! ;-) (jj)

I'm totally going home and photoshopping him over Jay's face for Christie. hehehe

Crystal said...

Is it weird that I don't think he is all that hot when he is Rob and not Edward? In the movie, I can hardly think about any plot because I am afixed on the thought of his cold hard genitals pressing against me while he dry humps my leg in the living room before my parents get home from work. HOT.

Sassy Blondie said...

That vamp needs a cougar...namely ME!

Christie said...

Jay: But you said you liked whores. That's what that outfit was about, right?

Corky: Because you are a man. A straight man. Men don't understand because men aren't smart in real life. Sorry.

Kelly: Where's my picture, huh?

Crystal: Whatever, I am totally hot for him whenever, no matter who he is playing.

Sassy: Um, hello! I'm the cougar he needs. You can have Jay. He is a little used, but think of it as "worn in" instead.

Kelly said...

OK, the last one makes him look cute! I guess I don't know the stuff as well... I have a friend who flipped OUT on her husband for setting his soda on her Twilight book. I guess it's powerful stuff!

Suburbia Steph said...

I'm wondering on the 2nd black & white photo of him, why is he holding his nut sac? Or is he trying to protect it from gettin' kicked? Hmmmmm....makes me wonder...

Beth said...

OHMYGOD. that man is PERFECTION!

I was talking to my daughter last night about the movie coming out this Saturday...and how we are such big dorks cuz we LOVE it...and hate it at the same time!!!

Trish said...

Had to comment one more time your quote "I am a married 32 year old mommy of 3, not a 15 year old sophomore in high school" -- totally get it. I am so glad there is someone out there that will publically admit to this obession. I don't feel like as much of a dork as I used to knowing there are others. I bought the GQ edition and hid it from my husband like it was porn or something. Thanks for the laugh today.