Thursday, March 12, 2009
Who could blame me really?
I just bought, well pre-ordered really, the Twilight Special 2 Disc Edition movie from Amazon with money I should have used to buy a pair of pants with. Why? Um, look at him. Ladies, you would do the same thing.
I know my husband is a little concerned with my obsession. I mean, I am a married 32 year old mommy of 3, not a 15 year old sophomore in high school, but COME THE FUCK ON......again, I must point out that the person above is IN THE MOVIE, and he's like the most perfect man on the face of this earth (well, his character is in the book). So how could I not? Right? Right?
I admit the acting is iffy, and it is definitely not a contender for Movie of the Year. I did laugh outright at most of the stuff that was not supposed to be funny. But it is worth every penny I spent to be able to just forward to the good parts when he is just looking yummy yummy.
I am not alone, right. Jilly, Crystal, Beth, you agree right.
No offense to our awesome other halves or anything, but I'm pretty sure I would walk away from a PTA or board meeting to be with this man. in. a. heartbeat.
I am also going to be first in line to by April's GQ, which is where I got this picture. And the rest. Because I need to cover up my wedding picture with the first one.
I wonder if I can talk Jay into photo shopping an Edward picture over his face? Is that going too far? Probably? Fine.
But I am positive Jay would trade me in for a woman willing to give anal in a second. And I guarantee Edward would never hound me about it. So we are even. In my mind. Which is what counts.
I know smoking is gross, and I would kick Jay's ass if he smoked. But for some reason, this picture does not bother me. at. all. I never thought I would find cigarettes sexy.