And I find it hilarious that he can make tons of sexual innuendo's for almost anything, but whenever I bring up a period slang, he turns green and begs me to stop.
Have you ever wondered why there are a million and one terms for ejaculating, farting, queefing, having sex, blow jobs, going southern, penises, vagina's, etc., etc., but very few for periods. Men, obviously, come up with terms for things, but just lose heart for periods.
Here are a few terms I think us women should use frequently, if for no other reason than to disgust our men. I know I have been totally grossed out tons of times by some of the things that come out of my husbands mouth, now it's payback time!
- Aunt Flow
- Riding the crimson wave
- Red Raging
- Pussy Purge
- Lava Flow
Payback!
13 comments:
I am definitely going to start calling my period the Pussy Purge. That is pure genius.
Why, thank you. I actually came up with that all by myself. My husbands crudeness has rubbed off on me.
I honestly feel ill and uncomfortable reading about this It is so gross I can't even end a sentence now
Now you know how we feel when you talk about rip in the rugs or trouser snakes.
I agree with megkathleen....I will now be using pussy purge!!!!
Stolen, but funny:
# Miss Scarlett's Come Home to Tara
# Trolling for Vampires
# A Dishonorable Discharge from the Uterine Navy
# Saddling Old Rusty
# Feelin' Menstru-riffic!
# Clean-Up in Aisle One
# Massacre at the Y
# T-Minus 9 Months and Holding
# Game Day for the Crimson Tide
# Panty Shields Up, Captain!
# Taking Carrie to the Prom
# Playing Banjo in Sgt. Zygote's Ragtime Band
# Ordering l'Omelette Rouge
# Arts and Crafts Week at Panty Camp
# Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System
You did, however, leave out my least favorite -- "on the rag." Guh. I need a shower now.
For the ladies: Red Storm Rising
For the men: Wearing the Red Sombrero
Holy crap, I think I may have turned green at "Pussy Purge". Won't keep me from using that in front of my J though. Pfft.
How about "Hey baby, you want to make a trip to the Blood Bank?" Bleh.
Btw, you and your hubby are hilarious. Two words: Reality Show. Me and my J always say we need cameras following us with some of the shit we come up with. I'm sending your names in to a few producers...
Your post made me think of this post from my friend's blog:
http://joemuto.tumblr.com/post/47844396/riding-the-crimson-wave
I'm too enamored with Pussy Purge! LOL
I love Meg suggestion!
hahaha I hate the different slang fraises for periods. bleh! :-P
but...
I have to find a new one, because my man HATES the word 'period' (and 'panty', funny enough). It's freaking hysterical. He actually gets pissed, just hearing it. It's like calling a girl a cunt... his face glows with hatred.
So, I need a lady like way of saying I have my period, without saying I have my period. I'm thinking Aunt Flo is the way to go, here.
This might be kind of dated but how about "Watching Red Dawn"?
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