And I find it hilarious that he can make tons of sexual innuendo's for almost anything, but whenever I bring up a period slang, he turns green and begs me to stop.
Have you ever wondered why there are a million and one terms for ejaculating, farting, queefing, having sex, blow jobs, going southern, penises, vagina's, etc., etc., but very few for periods. Men, obviously, come up with terms for things, but just lose heart for periods.
Here are a few terms I think us women should use frequently, if for no other reason than to disgust our men. I know I have been totally grossed out tons of times by some of the things that come out of my husbands mouth, now it's payback time!
- Aunt Flow
- Riding the crimson wave
- Red Raging
- Pussy Purge
- Lava Flow