Monday, August 6, 2007

This is what's hot

My friend, Erin, sent this to me, and I must say, I'm a little turned on. If my husband did this, I would jump his tall ass bones multiple times a day.

I don't even think my hubby knows where the vacuum is (if you are reading this honey, it's in the pantry, you'll also find the mop, broom, and Swiffer sweeper there as well).

And if he did this, I would fuck his brains out right there in the kitchen before he could even get the gloves off.

Of course, I would totally question his motives after I jumped him. Because let's face it, have any of you ever dated or been married to a man that willingly does the dishes? Cause I haven't with either of my husbands.

10 comments:

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Dyck don't do dishes. But if you use paper plates, I'll throw them in the trash for a blowjob.

blog Portland said...

Nice. Although I think you'd want me to get the gloves off first, lest you get some nasty chemical burns in your cooter.

Christie said...

Dyck: You'd have to do something totally awesome to deserve one of my blowjobs. Sorry.

BP: We both know you'd never wash dishes with gloves on.

Lizzle said...

Umm, did Jay just use the word cooter in his comment? SERIOUSLY?

Christie, I'm all for you getting some tall-ass lovin, (as opposed to tall ASS-LOVIN'... Which if you're into it, more power to you, but whatever) whether it is payment for washing dishes, vacuuming, doing laundry, or not, --Girl, go and get yours!

Marcia said...

Hahahaha... Matt does all the vacuuming (reason? I refuse!) and the dishes maybe once a week. I've got a good one. :)

Christie said...

Lizzle: He's all about the sweet words, isn't he.

Marcia: Believe it or not, he actually does the kitchen 3 nights a week. HOWEVER, very rarely does he just do it without being hounded by me. He says if I would leave him alone and not say anything, he would just do it, but I've tried that and then he just blows it off.

Christie said...

Lizzle: He's all about the sweet words, isn't he.

Marcia: Believe it or not, he actually does the kitchen 3 nights a week. HOWEVER, very rarely does he just do it without being hounded by me. He says if I would leave him alone and not say anything, he would just do it, but I've tried that and then he just blows it off.

Jenny! said...

Since I am OCD...I like to do the cleaning...he does all the laundry so thats cool...I am the one who gets turned on like crazy time after a good cleaning session...all I want to do is....you know! Again, thats probably just me!

honkeie2 said...

Hey I clean and wash. I do the dish every night and laundry, I dont get bonned everytime......whats up with that?

Kerri said...

Carlos is visiting currently and I now feel I have one complete husband between him and Jason. Jason works and...well he pulled the trash can back to the house from the curb and he paid the neighbor kid to mow our lawn...and Carlos does dishes and takes out the trash. That just leaves a little of the dishes, the sweeping, mopping, bathroom cleaning, vacuuming, dusting, window washing, gardening, wood polishing (Jason doesn't have a clue how to clean hardwood stairs) and laundry for me. Oh yeah and a majority of the grocery shopping. Jason would be pissed if I didn't mention the fact that he got me Rocky Road Ice Cream yesterday from the store though.