My friend, Erin, sent this to me, and I must say, I'm a little turned on. If my husband did this, I would jump his tall ass bones multiple times a day.
I don't even think my hubby knows where the vacuum is (if you are reading this honey, it's in the pantry, you'll also find the mop, broom, and Swiffer sweeper there as well).
And if he did this, I would fuck his brains out right there in the kitchen before he could even get the gloves off.
Of course, I would totally question his motives after I jumped him. Because let's face it, have any of you ever dated or been married to a man that willingly does the dishes? Cause I haven't with either of my husbands.