I should be getting ready, but ...................

I don't want to get dressed yet. Enough said. Instead I wanted to show and tell you about 3 things that I found. This first one is funny. And kind of goes along with yesterdays post about the men doing things woman found hot. It also goes out to Corky. Dude, if you want to make wifey happy, you need to do this.

Now I don't know if you do this or not, maybe you are one of the few men I know who just willingly gets up and takes care of Corky Jr., and that would make you King of the Daddies in my book. My husband admitted recently that he would hear our son and daughter crying, but wake me up and tell me it was my turn to get up, even though it was really his turn. I was way too tired to question it. He would get a full nights sleep by lying to me. Jerkoff.

The next thing I have to show you just kills me. I used to watch those TLC shows about the families with multiple kids, and most of them were that screwed up religion where they had to cover so much of their bodies and never cut their hair. But did you ever wonder what they wore to the beach. I mean, obviously they can't wear a bikini, but even a one piece would be too revealing, right? So do they just not go to the beach? Do they miss out their whole lives on playing in the ocean? But I found out, thanks to Perez Hilton, they wear swimsuits, too. Check out how hot they are....

Um, really? I'm not much of a body revealer since I had kids, but this just covers a little too much, don't you think. Can you imagine the tan lines? But to each there own, I guess.

The next thing I can only tell you about, because I have no idea how to put a video on here (Jay tried to explain it, but it just seemed to complicated). So you guys just need to go to Youtube and check out the new Nickelback video for Rockstar. I just saw it this morning, and I loved it! I pretty much hate Nickelback, they are just too, I don't know, douchey for me. Luckily, this song is great, and the video has tons of regular people and celebrities singing the song. There is a great part where a steel worker is singing the line "Hey hey, I wanna be a rockstar" and I loved it. My husband even liked it. Believe me, neither of us want to like Nickelback, but this song and video made us dislike them a little less.