Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Grrr

If I don't get in for surgery soon, I am gonna kill someone.

I have been on progesterone for about a week now, and I am either crying over absolutely nothing, or ready to rip someones head off for not closing the graham cracker box (true story, my son is totally traumatized).

I almost beat down all the stupid bitches at the movies this very morning because they brought their g.d. stupid babies, who cried through the whole fucking thing. No kidding. I had to grip tightly onto the arm rests or I would have stood up and yelled to the whole fucking theater:

SHUT YOUR FUCKING BABIES UP BEFORE I SHUT THEM UP FOR YOU, YOU STUPID FUCKING WHORES. I DON'T CARE IF IT IS A FREE MOVIE, COMMON COURTESY DICTATES THAT IF YOUR BABY CAN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU GET OFF YOUR STUPID FAT ASS AN REMOVE THE BABY FROM THE THEATER. FUCKING RETARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Honestly, if I hadn't figured we would have been banned from the theater, along with all the other Regal theaters, I would have done so. Plus, I had the feeling Jay would not have appreciated taking a leave of absence from the hospital to care for our kids while I was on a court-ordered stay at the loony bin.

I just have to get through a few weeks of this craziness and then it will be over. Once I have the ablation, my monthly cycles will either go away or slow way way way down. And then I can have the hysterectomy when I am 35. I just need this to get me there.

But until I have this procedure, I am stuck on the crazy pills. And my poor children get to see mommy go a little nuts. Luckily, Jay gets the brunt of my anger, and he is a big enough boy to understand that it's not personal, it's hormonal. He can either like it, or divorce me.

And that is just too much money. So he'll deal.

5 comments:

Jay Ferris said...

Note to the Internet: All things considered, Christie's mood has improved significantly over the past few days. Now she only punches me once -- and above the belt -- when I inadvertently make eye contact with her.

Kelly said...

hahahahahahahaha OMG I would have sooo freaking paid to see you flip out on the movie theater moms! LMFAO!

I hope you are ok hun! Man, hormones are a freaking bitch. (literally.)

Beth said...

oh man...to be a fly on YOUR wall!!!! Why do I just KNOW that you and I would get along just. fine. when/if we ever meet? ;)

babies should be banned from the movies.

random moments said...

Owie! Like we need more hormones as women. Have you tried kick boxing? Martial arts? hehe, I'm just teasing hun. But I'm with Kelly, I would SO have loved to hear you bitch out the screaming-baby-toting whores in the movie theater. The movie theater, to me, holds the same rules as a library does. Shut the eff up or get out.

Crystal said...

someone started putting super glue in people's hair around town in movie theatres. it was on the news.

AND IT IS A MALE WHO IS DOING IT, JAY.

then you can do it and sneak off laugh and you don't have to go to the loonybin. BAM. problem solved.