Tuesday, March 3, 2009

It happened

It's official, I can no longer fit in my bras. I am now stuck wearing my tankini top or a sports bra, both which make me have a uni boob, and we all know that look went out almost before it was ever really in. I guess maybe I should have kept my nursing bras, all size E, because I'm pretty sure they would have fit now. Jay did like the access of those, you know because of the drop down fronts. I am still 4 days away from hell week, so God only knows how many more sizes I'm going to jump to.

Ladies, any suggestions? Men, no suggestions necessary. I am married to the biggest perv ever, I know where your minds are.

7 comments:

Princess in Galoshes said...

Oh no! I'm afraid, my dear, you may just have to break down and buy some new bras. I think they will be more comfortable and less uni-boob-ish. :-(

If it makes you feel any better, I am totally envious of your cardboard Edward experience.

Jay said...

Is it just me, or is it getting sexier up in this mutha?

AJ said...

Aus is ALLLLL over the nursing bras ;-)

Toryssa said...

Maybe because I'm not a man, but the idea of E breasts do the opposite of excite me... they terrify me. Yikes. Duct tape?

I'm not opposed to the uniboob thing though personally... I live in tanks with shelf bras, they are so much more comfortable than any of the other options.

Kelly said...

God love Jay.

I have no suggestions, as you wouldn't even be able to tell if I had one on, or not. Well, when I don't have one on you might be able to tell, because there isn't all that padding making me look a size bigger...

anyway... no suggestions. sorry. :-(

Beth said...

I think the duct tape idea is a good one....or else you could duct tape a couple of watermelons to Jay's chest and have him walk around for a day....just to see how sexy it feels, ya know?

raino said...

yeah, red greens idea - duct tape should do the trick.