Friday, October 3, 2008



Ladies: You all know 1 in 8 women will be diagnosed with breast cancer. So please get checked. I want most of you around for a long time. I like reading your stuff, and I get bored reading boy stuff.



Men: I thought this was more appropriate for you. Remember your wives or girlfriends (or both, if you have both) and nag the shit out of them until they get checked. Hell, help her do personal checks. Honestly, Jay is the one that does my exams at home. I figure he is way more active with them than me, so he would know before I did. I don't want to twist your arm or anything, but you are getting a free pass to totally feel up your woman. And she'll think you are so sweet for being so helpful. You may get buttsex out of it (not you, Jay, no buttsex for you. EVER.).

For more information about, please go to these sites:

BreastCancer.org , Susan G. Komen Foundation , or National Breast Cancer Foundation.

9 comments:

random moments said...

Buttsex. I just threw up allll over Jason's laptop. Thanks Christie.

I'm really digging the first shirt. Gotta have one. J does the checking for me too. If it weren't for him, I'd forget I have those things.

Beth said...

I'm all for gettin to 2nd base, but the buttsex thing aint happnin here either....I don't care HOW good you are at feelin me up!!!

Guilty Secret said...

Ha ha ditto Beth. Thanks for the reminder :)

Mighty Dyckerson said...

In the spirit of this post, I hereby volunteer to conduct mammograms on all you ladies out there! I'll be holding a free clinic in my bedroom this weekend, so call today and make an appointment.

Crystal said...

when i was waiting tables in college, even the mexican cook knew that breast cancer was a serious issue. his first sentence in english was "free breass examines in cooler"

Jay said...

See, everyone's talking about the buttsex. Now that we have a dialogue started, I'll put on my dish gloves.

Real Live Lesbian said...

Yep, with you on the ZERO buttsex. Ew!

If Jay's ever out of town, you just give me a ring, mkay? ;)

Chris said...

Breast examinations are their own reward. No extra perks necessary.

Kelly said...

LOL... I like your personal not to Jay. LOL

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any guys with extra hands free? I have no one to check me... ;-)