Friday, October 3, 2008
Ladies: You all know 1 in 8 women will be diagnosed with breast cancer. So please get checked. I want most of you around for a long time. I like reading your stuff, and I get bored reading boy stuff.
Men: I thought this was more appropriate for you. Remember your wives or girlfriends (or both, if you have both) and nag the shit out of them until they get checked. Hell, help her do personal checks. Honestly, Jay is the one that does my exams at home. I figure he is way more active with them than me, so he would know before I did. I don't want to twist your arm or anything, but you are getting a free pass to totally feel up your woman. And she'll think you are so sweet for being so helpful. You may get buttsex out of it (not you, Jay, no buttsex for you. EVER.).
For more information about, please go to these sites:
BreastCancer.org , Susan G. Komen Foundation , or National Breast Cancer Foundation.