Monday, February 25, 2008

Why Ben Affleck turned me down

What the hell is wrong with me? First Matt Damon chooses Sarah Fucking Silverman, and now I find out Jimmy Kimmel is getting to fuck BEN AFFLECK! The horror! I am completely upset and humiliated that both of my back-ups have abandoned me.

6 comments:

Amanda said...

Did we miss the boat? WTF?!

captain corky said...

Does this mean that I can go back to liking Jennifer Garner now? Adios, Ben!

Jill said...

I LOVE that he retaliated. He's so cool he could almost be sexy. Wait, nevermind.

Brooke said...

Wow! I don't know what to do with that!

Crankyputz said...

Sigh, i think he could have had a better retaliation....Sarah's was funny

Angel said...

I fucking love this! I'd fuck either one of them...not Jimmy...Ben or Matt...or BRAD!!!

see...that's why the funny guy will win out over the good looking guy any. day. of. the. week!!!