Here are some things that will send my grandparents to an early grave:
- I've seen you naked a thousand different times in a thousand different angles.
- I've worn you like a hat.
- Jesus? Who the hell is that? (Poppa was a minister, just so you know)
- Your tits are looking fucking huge. Let me play with them.
- I promise I'll just put it in for a second.
- Fuck off, you are a fucking cockbag.
- Can you talk to me without your penis in your hands?
- Take out the motherfucking garbage, asshat.
- I'll suck your dick for a g-damn cookie.
- Period started? Let Blowjob week begin!
And here are some words that we are going to have to edit from our vocabulary for awhile:
- skin flute
- ball lover
I'm very excited about the move, but it is going to be a huge change for us. Until we find the perfect house, we are going to be living with my mom and step-dad. Which means no more boob grabbing or dick rubs while we watch t.v., I don' know if we'll make it. It just isn't a perfect day until I've gotten my hello kiss while he grabs my ass and cops a feel while I'm making dinner. I'm sure he can sneak it in, but it just won't be the same.